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Friday 12 March 2010

I just got selected to go on "Coach Trip" the Tv program.




I have always loved coach trips. Staring out of the window as the landscape flicks past. Sharing small spaces with a group of complete strangers. Finding yourself left at a hotel nestled between high speed motorways. Sniffing up and getting a good whiff of travelsick and overfilled chemical toilet. So it was with a whoop that I read the words on the confirmation letter "We would like to offer you and your mother a place on the coming version of the hit channel 4 show, The Coach Trip." It went on to detail some of the plans and talked of a phone call we will receive from one of their assistant producers. I wait with baited breath.

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